seller: " they aren't fake, I bought them from a legit guy from Craigslist and he promised they were 100% authentic.
me: " well im telling you they are 100% FAKE homie and I actually have to confiscate them because they are counterfeit "
seller: " o shit really? "
me: ( in a serious tone) " on top of that, fake shoes support terrorism, so I gotta call the cops "
seller: " o ok take them, it was from my little homie anyways "
me: " yeaaaaaa.. sure, thanks "
" don't support fake shoes " - andre!
I really don't have the right to confiscate fake shoes, but if they really believe me and are ready to give it up, then why not! If I dont try and take em, then who knows whos feet they might end up on.
1 comments:
You're a straight G man!! So thankful for people like you. Keep it up.
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